Make you leave the comfort and convenience of your own home
Force baby to feed on my schedule
Expect you to have showered, with hair and makeup done
Expect to be fed
Expect you to do what I say- I offer suggestions which you have every right to follow or not, whatever makes sense to you and you are comfortable with.
Diagnose conditions- I am not a physician, but I will refer you to your PCP/OB/Ped if I have a concern that I feel they need to address.